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Saturday, February 14, 2009

NOONE CAN KILL CHUCK NORRIS!!!

whoever made this is sadly mistaken.....here are a few reasons why chuck norris is rad.....

-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

-The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

-Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

-When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.



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